I wanted to Roadkill, so I did

Kinja'd!!! "therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary" (therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary)
11/14/2016 at 11:55 • Filed to: rx7, best bad idea, rotary adventure, taming the beast, rotary, FB33, not FB3S, because that's JDM and mine is a NA market vehicle

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Standing under the bright, fluorescent lights at the counter, I asked for a coil for an RX-7. The parts guy looked at me and laughed. Then he apologised for laughing, and shat on my dream.

The dream was to chase out the gremlins that had been hiding in my car for over a year, then drive it 1000km from the middle of B.C to Southern Alberta. And, because I’ve made at least one good choice in my life, my wife agreed. The (Canadian) Thanksgiving long weekend gave us the time off work, so we bought ourselves a one way flight to my old home town and made wildly ambitious plans.

The car had been sitting for over two years, since the 12A that was in it gave up the ghost and filled the oil with coolant. Roughly a year ago I (more or less) had finished putting a 13B from an FC (S4 if anyones interested in specifics) into my FB, only to be stymied from starting it in the thirteenth hour by a lack of spark.

This time, though, it was going to be different. This time it had to be different, because there was no other way home. Thanksgiving weekend itself was a wash, as there was family to be visited and copious amounts of food to eat, but I was confident the foul lay in the coil (and thus was easy to fix), and equally so that I would find one.

But then came the laughing parts guy, and his assurance I would find no coil for my car. I did not give up, however. And, as it turned out, he was pessimistic because he was looking for an FC coil to go with my FC engine, and I needed a coil for an FB, which is more your common, everyday coil than the later model one.

So, Monday I found the coil, put it in and found that wasn’t the problem. After many swear words and no forward motion, I called it a day, with hope fading and parent’s that spoke glowingly of the depndability of the bus. Despite this, Tuesday I started trouble shooting. I searched the internet, before looking under the hood and finding two plugs on the distributor that I had neglected to plug in. After more swear words, said quietly so my mom wouldn’t glare at me, it fired. And it ran, kind of. If your foot was in it and stayed in it.

That was loud.

Wednesday, when we were supposed to leave, I searched all of the internet for how to find TDC, as the timing mark on the pulley was gone. Then I fidled with the timing until it ran half decently. All that was left was to attach the exhaust manifold to the rest of the exhaust system and give it a shakedown run before we left.

Thursday I dropped it off at the muffler shop to get the last half of the exhaust system installed and Friday I picked it up, didn’t go for a shakedown run, shot a bunch of oil over the rusty undercarriage to waylay the cancer and packed.

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Saturday, three days after we were supposed to have left we headed east. With a perforated gas tank and three jerry cans of premixed fuel.

We hit the highway that morning engulfed in snow flurries; the car was loud, running rich, and the exhaust fumes were exiting out of both ends of the muffler. Despite this, and the cloud of smoke that followed us, we pushed on. We stopped in every little town we could to put fuel on until we hit Jasper, where we stopped to take in the scenery and a delicious sandwich at a wonderful little establishment.

Then, we turned south down the parkway to Banff and plowed down south through the beautiful, mountainous parkway. I had no idea what was going on in the engine, as none of the engine gauges were hooked up to anything, but we soldiered on, stopping at roadside pullouts when the smell of burning gas and oil became too much for us.

In the pass, it started burning (or somehow losing) oil. Or, rather, more oil than previously. I kept it topped up, and my foot light on the go pedal to limp it home. Just past Calgary, the passenger side window refused to go up, leaving us with slightly better air quality, but a rapidly dropping cabin temperature. We bundled up and pressed on, arriving at our destination early in the morning of the next day, ready to sleep and reeking of two-stroke smoke.

Now the car rests about 900kms closer than it did, and is getting more attention. And if there’s anyone out there that knows anything of drifting happening at the old airport in Claresholm, drop me a line. The car may not have insurance or registration, but it’s close enough that I may show up anyway.

Here’s hoping for a shorter break than last time between drives.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary
11/14/2016 at 12:02

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Wait, you have to mix oil with you gas in rotaries? I thought they could just run off the pump.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
11/14/2016 at 12:10

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They can just fine but it doesnt hurt them to run it. Heck you can run it in normal piston engines if you want. Diesel as well. I know a guy who adds trans fluid to diesel in the winter.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary
11/14/2016 at 12:17

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I’m sure you’ll be able to get it to go the final 100 km soon. If I knew you were in the Interior during Thanksgiving, I would have lent you a hand with getting it road ready. I had to pass up 2 different FBs when they were $500 cars, and I’m still kicking myself for doing so.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
11/14/2016 at 12:22

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RX8 has an extra oil tank in the engine bay just for this. 


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary
11/14/2016 at 12:54

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Nice buy! I only question why you decided to do this in the cold. Gotta minimize points of failure/agony. Did my suicide run on a cool late august day.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary
11/14/2016 at 13:27

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Good read! And bless your wife for being a good sport about the window. You’ve gotten it this far, looking forward to more progress!


Kinja'd!!! SkyNet > Kanaric
11/14/2016 at 14:15

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I believe this is not correct.


Kinja'd!!! therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
11/14/2016 at 16:09

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You don’t have to if everything is stock. But all rotaries are designed to burn oil, with a pump that takes oil from your regular engine oil and feeds it into the engine. Because I frankensteined my car together my oil metering pump is all messed up, so I just cut it off and use premix, like many of mazda’s race cars. So, basically, I have a race car.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary
11/14/2016 at 16:15

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You need to Frankenstein 2 engines together, paint it orange and green, and say you own a 787b.


Kinja'd!!! therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary > My bird IS the word
11/14/2016 at 16:17

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I was home, and We’d come by plane because we were getting out of air miles and things just seemed to line up. So I figured it was then, or wait another year


Kinja'd!!! therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/14/2016 at 17:53

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Yeah I was mostly working on it out of town at my parent’s place, which was good because it was super loud when we started it without the exhaust attached. I’ve had good fun with mine, I highly recommend a good fb to cure what ails you


Kinja'd!!! therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary > yamahog
11/14/2016 at 18:15

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My wife is a gem. She’s down with plenty of my dumb ideas.